I remember the first time I saw the trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 in theaters. I was thinking in my head: Oh God, here’s the new Twilight film. It was a Friday night you see, so the theater was packed to the brim and it was a rowdy crowd.
The cheers and whistles started immediately. Then they started to show the sex scene tease, and people gasped. It’s like they saw a real unicorn. They couldn’t believe it. Then they exploded with cheers and whistling and oohing and aahing. It was insane.
But ey, it makes sense. The “greatest love story of our time” was consummating. The result was a shredded pillow and a broken backboard, I believe. But really, if you’re going to sleep with a vampire what else do you expect? Dude is thousands of years old and is exponentially stronger than a normal human.
Anyway, that sexpillow – yes, the real prop – is on sale on eBay for $3,000. It has rips in it and fake makeup stains all over it. If you’re a Twihard you know you want to set this next to your bed and dream about it. Or, hell why don’t you sleep on it. [Movieline via Movies.com]