If you’re in high school and you’re in the A/V Club and you’re really into making movies don’t do a sex tape. It’s not going to work out for you in the end.

Like this school in Denmark. Everyone was having a grand old time at their graduation. OK, maybe they weren’t having a grand time as graduations are largely boring, but they were watching the smiling and happy faces of their fellow students on a giant screen as a speech was being spoken and well, a sex tape started playing.

One student told the Copenhagen Post that it was shocking (duh):

“It started with some pictures of them and you thought it was fun. But it then turned into a sex video. Everyone was shocked – but no-one turned it off. It was clearly too much and the 30 seconds the film lasted, felt a very long time.”

Apparently, the school has some sexual problems it’s going through. Namely, their students are too sexual. You’re still thinking about whether the act was 30 seconds long, aren’t you?

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Anyway, apparently the school is known for their themed parties. A student who left the school because of some sort of “gender hierarchy” told Politiken:

“At the Christmas party girls are expected to come in gnome outfits, and at the school’s uniform party many dress up as slutty military girls or slutty nurses.”

Gnome outfits? I’m guessing Santa’s elves are known as Gnomes in Denmark. The student in the video won’t be punished, but the guys who edited and filmed the clip will be. So the lesson should be clear. Don’t use your filmmaking skills to make a sex tape. Or don’t use your knowledge of file types to put a sex tape footage in a player que on a laptop during a high school graduation. Not cool. [Politiken, Copenhagen Post via FilmDrunk]

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