Police in England are looking for two men dressed as Oompa Loompas

New Year’s Eve can be a bad time. There are lots of people around, and frankly you can’t be too sure about most of their mental states. Plus, most people are pumping themselves full of alcohol so anything can happen. Like two guys dresses as Oompa Loompas getting in a bar fight.

From Sky News:

A spokesman for Norfolk Constabulary said: “Police are seeking a group of four people, two of whom were dressed as Oompa Loompas, who attacked a male on a night-out.

“Two of the males were dressed as Oompa Loompas from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory with painted orange faces and dyed green hair and were wearing hooped tops.”

The spokesman added: “One of the males in the group then pushed the victim to the floor before he got up.

“He was then hit on the head, fell to the floor and hit again.”

The Oompa Loompa attack happened outside a kebab house, like most Oompa Loompa attacks do. The victim suffered multiple cuts on his face, two black eyes and a severely damaged ego from being beat-up by Willy Wonka’s cronies. Police are still on the lookout. [Sky News]


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