Oh boy. Does anyone learn? You don’t bring a gun to movie theater. This can only mean one thing – this 56-year-old man was living in a cave off the coast of Papa New Guinea for the past three months making dirt angels.

The man told the authorities that he was adjusting himself in the seat (cue lawsuit against theater chain for terrible seats by someone) when the gun fell from his pocket (too cheap for a holster, I suppose) and promptly discharged a bullet into his buttocks. The man did have a permit to carry a concealed firearm, but he probably won’t have that for much longer.

Authorities say no one else was physically hurt in the Sparks, Nevada theater, but brain cells were compromised when fellow movie-goers pondered how stupid someone can be. [AP via FilmDrunk]

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