The world woke up to more Spider-Man today, as the 4-minute trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man came out. This is what happens when you’re sandwiched in between The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises.

Oh hey, Ant Man is probably going to join The Avengers 2. How do we know? Because Edgar Wright basically says the movie is going to happen. 

And a Hulk TV show is going to happen. During their presentation today on their new shows, ABC confirmed that there is still a Hulk TV show in development. SMASH!

If you were into found footage superhero flick Chronicle you should probably watch this. It’s the test footage, shot by director Josh Trank, that got Fox on board with the project. I would have signed off on it for sure.

I also would have signed off on this movie. A shark. In a flooded supermarket. Eating attractive young adults. It’s like Final Destination, but with a shark.

That shark is a sonofabitch too! I’m talking about Jaws of course, as that’s what the shark is called during the movie. And hey, why not watch this supercut of a bunch of people saying sonofabitch in movies? Robert De Niro is pretty damned good at it.

I bet Peter Berg is pretty damned good at saying that too, but for now he’ll settle rattling off about Israeli politics and calling his interviewer a draft dodger while promoting Battleship. However you want to roll, P-Berg.

Kim Kardashian may not be rolling happy, as someone edited her IMDb bio and turned it into a diatribe against 21st century America and our obsession with talentless reality stars. I hope no one told Kanye. He may rap about it.

Steve Jobs and Aaron Sorkin certainly weren’t/aren’t talented. Sorkin just signed up to do the biopic based on Walter Isaacson’s best selling biography. You know what’s cool?

Terrence Malick movies. Mostly because they look gorgeous but are hard to understand. OK, so maybe that isn’t so cool. But hey, he’s got a new one coming out and it finally has a title. No, it’s not The Tree of Life 2: Pandora edition. 

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